A blonde goes to her pet store in search of an “exotic” pet. As she looks about the store , she notices a box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:
Only R20.00 EACH
Comes with “complete instructions”
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her. She wispers softly to the man behind the counter “I’ll TAKE one!”
As the man packages the frog, he quitely says to her “Just follows the instruction!”
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them carefully. She does EXCATLY what it specified:
1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice perfume
3. Slip into a very nice nightie
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you , and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprice… NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point . She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says “If you have any problems or questions ” please call the pet store.
So, she calls the pet store ” The man says I’ll be right over” Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, See I’ve done everything according to the instructions. The damn frogs just SITS there!
The man …. lookink very concerned , pick up the frog , stares directly into it’s eyes and STERNLY says:
‘LISTEN TO ME”
I’m only going to show you how to do this