Bill vs Jack

Posted: Februarie 9, 2009 in Uncategorized

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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, ‘Titanic’ by James Cameron, and ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic……….Cost – $ 29.99

Clinton……….Cost – $ 29.99

 

Titanic……….Over 3 hours to read

Clinton……….Over 3 hours to read

 

Titanic……….The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton……….The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

 

Titanic……….Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton……….Bill is a bullsh!t artist.

 

Titanic………..In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton……….Ditto for Bill.

 

Titanic……….During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.

Clinton……….Ditto for Monica.

 

Titanic……….Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton……….Let’s not go there.

 

Titanic……….Rose gets to keep her jewelery.

Clinton……….Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

 

Titanic……….Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton……….Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

 

Titanic……….Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton……….Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.

 

Titanic……….Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton……….Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing.

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