Hey Sipho! I have a cow for just R500.00!!!
E, yoh, Bongani! I’ll take it – you can bring it to me tomorrow!
The next day:
Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night.
Hauw…So, ok then, Just give me my money back.
Sorry Sipho, I did already spend that money..
Eish! So, then, Just bring me the dead cow. So, Bongani brought the dead cow to Sipho the next morning.
A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the cow:
You won’t believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn’t t tell anyone the cow was dead..
Yoh! And the people didn’t complain?
Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!
Sipho is now in parliament……….