Lifes Poem

Posted: Mei 19, 2009 in Uncategorized

womens poem A Woman’s Poem

Before I lay down to sleep,

I pray for a man who’s not a creep,

One who’s handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he’s rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.

Pull out my hair and hold my hand

Message my feet and help me stand…

Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean…

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother…

mens poem A Man’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit….

children poem Then, Child’s Prayer….

Dear God

Please send clothes for all those poor

ladies in Dad’s computer.

AMEN.

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