Archive for Mei, 2009

Good Morning!!

Posted: Mei 18, 2009 in Uncategorized

good morning 4Be bold, be stong

Have confidence, have faith

Whatever the outcome,

Life goes on, Let out your emotions.

Be sad, be angry, But do not dwell on these feelings.

For life is beautiful and meant to be enjoyed.

Live, enjoy, learn, enjoy life!!!

Have a nice day!!!

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Dankie tog dis Vrydag!!

Posted: Mei 15, 2009 in Uncategorized

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Best Mother-in-Law Joke

Posted: Mei 14, 2009 in Uncategorized

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than ever had before!

All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?

My darling, she replied, I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss my ass!

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Three Italian Nuns

Posted: Mei 13, 2009 in Uncategorized

3 nunsThree Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

 

The first nun says: I want to be Sophia Loren

And “poof” she’s gone.

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The second says ” I want to be Madonna and “poof” she’s gone

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The third says ” I want to be Sara Pipalini..”

St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he ask

Sara Pipalini, replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, I’m sorry, but that name just doesn’t ring a bell.

The nun them takes a newspaper out her habit and hands it to St.Peter.

St.Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says

No, Sister, the paper says it was the “Sahara Pipeline” that was laid by 1.400 men in 6 months.

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WOMEN

Posted: Mei 12, 2009 in Uncategorized

pretty_flowers2A Women has strenghts that amaze men,

She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.

She holds happiness, love and opinions.

She smile when she feels like screaming.

She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she’s happy and laughs when she’s afraid.

Her love is unconditional!

There’s only one thing wrong with her,

SHE SOMETIMES FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH………

mothers-2Toe God Moeders gemaak het, was dit sy sesde dag van oortyd.

n Engel het verskyn en gese: Besig om so n bietjie te sukkel met die een ne, En die Goeie Vader het gese, Het jy die spesifikasies vir die bestelling gelees. Sy moet volkome wasbaar wees, maar nie van plastiek nie. Sy moet 180 beweegbare onderdele he – almal vervangbaar, haar brandstof is koue koffie en oorskiet worsies, sy moet n skoot he wat verdwyn as sy opstaan, n soentjie wat alles gesond maak, van n gebreekte been tot n liefdesteleurstelling en ses pare hande.

Die Engel het haar kop stadig geskud, ses pare hande- onmoontlik!

Dis nie die hande wat die probleem veroorsaak nie het God gese: Dis eintlik die drie pare oe – op die standaard model – het die Engel gevra, God het geknik, een paar wat deur toe deure kan sien wanneer sy vra “wat lawaai julle so daar binne, terwyl sy reeds weet nog n paar agter haar kop sien, wat sy nie veronderstel is om te sien nie, maar waarvan sy moet weet, en natuurlik die paar hier voor wat n kind in die oe kan kyk wanneer hy berou het, en wat kan se “Ek verstaan en ek is lief vir jou”, liefde

Sonder om n woord te spreek, Heer, het die Engel gese en saggies aan sy mou geraak. Kom rus nou eers more…Ek kan nie, het God gese, ek is so na daaraan om iets so na aan myself te skep.. Sy kan reeds haarself genees wanneer sy siek is, sy kan n gesin van ses op een pakkie maalvleis voed, en n nege-jarige sover kry om hom te bad.

Die Engel het stadig om die model van die Ma gestap “Dis te sag” het sy gesug, “Maar sterk”, het God opgewonde gese. Jy sal nie glo wat hierdie Ma kan doen en verduur nie.

‘Kan dit dink?”, Nie alleen dink nie, maar redeneer en tegemoetkomings maak, het God geantwoord.

Ten slotte het die Engel vorentoe gebuk en n vinger oor haar wang getrek, “Daar is n lek”, het sy verklaar. Ek het U gese U probeer te veel in die model druk.

Dis nie n lek nie, het God geantwoord, Dis n traan,traan

Waarvoor….

Vir Geluk, Hartseer, Teleurstelling en Trots

U is geniaal, het die Engel gese, God het somber gelyk.

DANKIE VADER VIR ONS MOEDERS!!

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Two Horses

Posted: Mei 7, 2009 in Uncategorized

Two Horses

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.

blind-horse-1From a distance, each horse looks like any other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing…..

Look into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has choser not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him.

hosre-blindThis alone is amazing. If you stand nearby and listen, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to the horse’s halter is a small bell. It lets the blind friend know where the other horse is, so he can follow.

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As you stand and watch these two friends, you’ll see that the horse with the bell is always checking on the blind horse , and the blind horse will listen for the bell and then slowly walk to where the other horse is, trusting that he will not be led astray.

When the horse with the bell returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, it stops occasionally and looks back, making sure that the blind friend isn’t too far behind to hear the bell.

Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges.

He watches over us even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in need.

blind-horse-5Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by the little ringing bell of those who God places in our lives.

Other times we are the guide horse, helping others to find their way…..

Good friends are like that…you may not always see them, but you know they are always there.

Please listen for my bell and I’ll listen for yours. And remember…. be kinder than necessary- everyone you meet is fighting some kind of a battle.

Love simply

Love generously

Care deeply

Speak kindly….

Leave the rest to GOD!!!

PRAYER: Heavenly Father, who watches over even a blind old horse, watch over usd, Show us the way to You. Provide us with heavenly guide, who will lead us to You through fields of our lives. Amen.

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