Hypnotist

Posted: Junie 4, 2009 in Uncategorized

It was entertainment night at the old age home…

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed;

I’m here to put you into a trance;

I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful

hypnotist 2 antique pocket watch from his coat.

I want you each to keep your eye on this

antique watch. It’s a very special watch.

It’s been in my family for six generations.

He begin to swing the watch gently back and forth while

quietly chanting,

Watch the watch, watch the watch and watch the watch…..

hypnosis 1 The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,

light gleaming off it’s polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed

the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist’s finger

and fell to the floor, shattered into a hundred pieces.

” SH!T’ said the Hypnotist

…… It took three days to clean up the old age home.

Kommentaar
  1. Die Brein sê:

    Stront, spuitpoep en kak oral, eks bly ek was nie `n skoonmaker daar nie.Oh grouse!

  2. Die Brein sê:

    Hoekom moet my comments wag vir moderation, is ek te vuilbek??

  3. parkes1 sê:

    Brein, Nee man dis net makliker as jy negatiewe comments kry dan delete jy dit eerder.
    Ek ken mos nou al daai bek van jou!

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