Garbage Bags ….

Posted: Oktober 14, 2009 in Uncategorized

garbage bag 1A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto
the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills
falling out of your bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if
I can find them. Thanks for telling me.”

“Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money?
“You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no”, said the little old lady.

fence 1“You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On
game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower
garden.

“So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy
sticks his thing through the fence, I grab it and say, ‘$20 or off it
comes’.”

“Well, that seems only fair” laughs the cop. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way,
what’s in the other bag?”

“Well, you know, not everybody pays.”

Kommentaar
  1. meermin sê:

    Parkes jy het Jaco se matriek afskeid foto’s gesien, dit is 2 – 3 jaar terug.

    http://meermin.wordpress.com/2009/10/12/matriek-afkskeid-fotos-2009/

    Die link sal jou vat na Angie en Christo se foto’s.

  2. ingrid sê:

    😆 Gelukkig was dit die geld wat uitgeval het…

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